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posted by Kyssmig

E-mails, text messages, voicemails- toi name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...

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10 ways how to get revenge on a enemy.

posted by IcePhoniex

1. Ruin there favori dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)

All made up par me. ^ ^

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Bond_Of_Fury's haut, retour au début 20 best hard rock songs

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

I decided to create a liste of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", par Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", par Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", par Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", par ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", par Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", par Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", par Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", par Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", par Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", par Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", par The Runaways
12. "Mother, par Danzig
13. "Voodoo", par Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", par Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", par Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", par Autograph
17. "I l’amour toi Period", par Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", par Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", par Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", par Kansas

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

posted by KillingIzGood

These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, toi need it down. toi don't hear us
complaining about toi leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what toi want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable réponses to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...

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17 aléatoire things that will cure your boredom.

posted by amberhead4378

1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment ou building ou highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the jour and they arent making any noise
5.go to...

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Useful Hawaiian Phrases

posted by x-menobsessed26

Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...

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20 things to do in an Exam.

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers ou symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your réponses with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...

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miley cyrus sucks

posted by jblovesme4ever

[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add plus on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musique vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by melcu

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal par conspicuously licking...

Sonic Humans

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50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

posted by musicfanaticXD

Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." chercher for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this liste is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that toi can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...

Slenderman And Nyan Cat

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XD aléatoire Memes

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The 70's montrer vs. The big bang theory

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ipod Shuffle Poem Game

posted by Bluekait

Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

toi never lived in the streets though toi wish toi had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If toi need help ou another example for a better understanding, let me know.

some other submarine meme

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Don't be hard on yourself. 💎

posted by Nuri__

Yes you are.

Good jour everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this article after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.

Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively toi going nowhere in progress you'll only sink plus and plus into depression.

Even if toi feel toi couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go vers l'avant, vers l’avant without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...

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Whatsupbugs Doesn't Know How To Be A Film Reviewer

posted by whatsupbugs

When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept écriture reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One étoile, star is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...

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1 heure of shreksophone

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aléatoire

musique

Shrek

saxophone

awesome

sexy

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How did toi get up there?

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