1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray chiens in manteau closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet musique with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person suivant to it: "Is this siège SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant plage ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten minutes before it starts, find...
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