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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If toi can read English, toi can cook. For Instance. Basic pain stuffing, melt one third cup of beurre in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick beurre on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How toi guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't toi wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = toi got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitare student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
pain IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on pain indicates that

1. plus than 98 percent of convicted felons are pain users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all pain was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. plus than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO toi did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told toi not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a seconde ago. well tell me what toi think!I am planing on making plus short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the haut, retour au début of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantaisie Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for débats team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while lire this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where toi could be turned down from a job because toi were black and your employer was a white man, a world where toi can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which toi cannot marry the l’amour of your life because toi two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is a dit to be a free country, one with civility. toi would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school ou any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The pop corn, maïs soufflé ball

12. A chant basketball, basket-ball (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a plus suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if toi can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did toi hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers toi can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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posted by blossomyumyum
toi held it all in
I should’ve put the feu out
toi were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
toi bled but no one heard
toi were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what toi wanted it to be

toi were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arc en ciel Dash, and we were going to déplacer into a very nice house par a petit gâteau, cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronc of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
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Another ten indie games reviewed and another article talking about all the great stuff that makes the indie market what it is. But before toi we get to that, toi all know the drill. It’s time to talk about the indie games that I reviewed and see which ones were the best. Now there isn’t gonna be any YIIKs ou We Happy Fews this time. Every game was a game I enjoyed. Yeah, some plus than others, but there wasn’t a bad game this time, and thank goodness. But don’t worry, the suivant few will have some real stinkers. So let us see which games are the best and which are the least best.

10: Divekick...
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