Haha, I found ThaSlimJim on my profil today

Have toi ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this article is right for you! Hahaha. toi know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that toi have to go to the bathroom, and that toi think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are toi doing okay in there?". To make it even plus annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

Well, I opened up my mailbox the other jour and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer ou something sending me some money, but insted, the letter a dit (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. toi remember that collier I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...