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Are those two smiling? O.o

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

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DreamWorks Puss In Boots

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DreamWorks Puss In Boots

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Perverted MDR

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Alphabet letters fond d’écran

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Hell Explained par a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual question donné on a université of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer par one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) ou endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) ou some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE toi ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

toi can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bateau hanging on the Christmas arbre and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rhum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

Guy

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little poney fan fiction. If toi do not like talking chevaux that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The cercle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed par the name, WindWakerGuy430

The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy43 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

Ariana Grande - 7 Rings (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tatouages who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my favori things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

Tom Odell - Another l’amour (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

I wanna take toi somewhere so toi know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought toi daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't fleur like they did last spring

And I wanna Kiss you, make toi feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by windwakerguy43

Well, it’s that time of the an again. Halloween, the mois of scares, despite the fact that the an 2020 has been a fucking nightmare plus than anything Halloween could do. Last an I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

[repost] REAL POSTS FROM ROB'S ''WHY WOULD toi PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET''

posted by Canada24

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a jour off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all toi want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy43

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, ou have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I l’amour the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine par me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

aléatoire

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If toi ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many plus miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can toi see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison fleur comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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perroquet and Cat

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has toi reunite a zoophile with his favori horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when toi do the "right" thing, toi often end up making people's lives worse. toi give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with toi to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who toi helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A liste Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are toi bored? Do toi have the humor of a 10 an old boy? Do toi like musique that doesn't have a real point? Do toi like musique that will make your grandma look at toi with disappointment in her eyes!? If toi answered yes to any of these questions then here is a liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musique about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John cœur, coeur - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...