Sly Cooper

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If toi can read English, toi can cook. For Instance. Basic pain stuffing, melt one third cup of beurre in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick beurre on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How toi guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't toi wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = toi got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitare student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

Kate: then she she was all like OH NO toi did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told toi not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a seconde ago. well tell me what toi think!I am planing on making plus short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!