Beg for a Playstation 3 every time toi with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on guitare Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells toi to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while toi do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her toi changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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