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This ain't mine. I twas originally written par xSHOCKYx, who a dit 'Pass this on if toi l’amour Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jésus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So toi believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are toi good ou evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I l’amour the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your cœur, coeur beat is my favori lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If toi could see me, toi could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my accueil though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes toi happy. I always want toi to be happy. I don't like it when toi cry. toi sound...

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a aléatoire song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are plus people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even a dit shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...