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This aléatoire fond d’écran contains marguerite, daisy, pâquerette, marguerite anglais, bellis perennis, marguerite commune, marguerite anglaise, anglais daisy, marguerite africaine, and african daisy.

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ways 2 freak out aléatoire people

posted by animefreak21

do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a aléatoire person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the haut, retour au début of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow aléatoire people all over the store ou where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a aléatoire person

6. go up...

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Hate is just wrong.

posted by Ninjacupcake

Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender ou if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of toi have heard Born This Way par Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I l’amour everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being toi are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need nourriture when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...

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What a Man Really Means....

posted by iluvsmj

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do toi want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take toi out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call toi sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give toi a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why toi are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are toi going through now?

"I l’amour you, too." = Okay, I a dit it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...

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Mother-in-law sends worst email ever to bride: forgivable?

posted by karpach_14

this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.

New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized par irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing ou two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our l’amour toi lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we l’amour him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our l’amour is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we l’amour be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape ou form.
6.Guys toi should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with toi (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly l’amour we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When toi (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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The 5 worst Super Heroes/Villains

posted by iamagagamonster

~ In my opinion! alright! toi can think what ever toi can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people l’amour batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One jour he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my suivant hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that toi can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...

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How to Tell if a Guy really likes toi

posted by Sheetal1256

How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at toi a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments toi a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if toi are single.

06. He asks toi out for lunch.

07. He asks toi out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats toi like a lady.

12. He walks toi to your door.

13. He wants to see toi often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells toi he likes you.

16. His Friends know...

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Against Redhead Stereotypes

posted by sierradawn9

Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He a dit he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I a dit "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
That got me mad, sad, and confused.
Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give toi the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
I'm not...

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Ten Things Not to Say (whether it be a cop, teacher, parents etc.)

posted by brittanyloves

10. When being pulled over par a cop and he ou she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, toi have been caught speeding, how much do toi think toi were going?" Don't say, "Well toi must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when toi haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron ou born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period ou PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have toi been putting on a little weight?" It's a chienne slap waiting to happen.

7....

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16 really stupid and funny things

posted by greenstergirl

1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I a volé, étole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag toi down and beat toi with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make toi Christian even plus then standing in a garage makes toi a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the liste though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at accueil even if...

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101 Ways to annoy people

posted by JoannaVonDoom

Im sorry if this has been posté before
If not, do not give me credit

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...

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How to help the insane/depressed/bored

posted by XxEmolovexX

Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been posté alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality ou sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope toi like!!! This was written par me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time lire my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :

If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help toi feel better. And who knows, over time toi might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an auteur :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If toi love...

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About cheap rayban sunglasses

posted by rayban00

This link is made of very simple，The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, plus ou less a link with the United States. If toi look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses plus firmly. rayon, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup ou sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...

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12 Ways To Annoy Justin Bieber

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds toi of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his accueil adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he réponses he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him

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Funny Answering MAchine Messages

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**again i got this from the internet**

These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the source of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If toi are a burglar, then we're probably at accueil cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's sûr, sans danger to leave us a message."...

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Why I'm Anti emo

posted by EllentheStrange

I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write ou draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...

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Things 2 do in an elevator (off the internet)

posted by cutiegirl01

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on ou off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to montrer the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...

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Days Where toi DON'T Want To Have Your Child ou Be Born On.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell toi all these: What dates & Why toi don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's jour
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday ou the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, toi know how if toi see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why toi ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would toi want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...

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Princess the Pit-Bull

posted by snusnu13

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 an old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...

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20 things that can go wrong on Friday the 13

posted by Lightning98

1. toi fall down the stairs.

2. A arbre falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. toi eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. toi are making out with a person and then toi trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your oreiller gets a face and bites toi head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate toi and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, toi get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that toi are going to die, then toi die.

11. When toi are dieing your crush says that...