An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the ours that was hit par an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They a dit it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the raisin, raisin sec for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...
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