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Why is it that when someone tells toi that there are over a billion stars in the universe, toi believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, toi have to touch it to make sure?

In case toi needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos -- toi could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


3. On some Swanson La Reine des Neiges dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...