O_O

added by Heidihi2

photo

5

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

1

My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can toi guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell toi about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair ou putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The suivant chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

1

The Shaggy chiens Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

1

Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can toi believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how toi respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

6

Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what toi want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee plus than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My cœur, coeur skips a beat
When toi walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with toi until the end

I give my cœur, coeur and my soul to you
To make toi see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant toi see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what toi want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

1

Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope toi are getting use to this montrer cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did toi say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope toi enjoy the picture!
The End!

2

Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE toi AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING toi 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T toi EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO toi BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF ou I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the montrer earlyer!Bye!
The End

3

InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying accueil and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING par TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go par car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

2

a aléatoire song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i l’amour cereal yes i do

i l’amour cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i l’amour cerial yes i do i l’amour cerial toi better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if toi can't have crealeal

do not steal

i l’amour creal yes we do i l’amour ceral toi should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i l’amour ccerale yes i do

i l’amour crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some aléatoire songs toi made up plz commet

1

11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where toi keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid ou nawt!!
3.Who toi talk 2 on the phone
4.THat toi are super jelous ou other girls (or boys)
5.That toi hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up toi will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That toi have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart toi are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

3

What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that toi can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the accueil Depot is plus saving and plus doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are plus than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

5

A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper toi should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post mises à jour if toi want :)

1

part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy toi do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for plus hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...

2

your l’amour is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope toi like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first article i put on here so plz commentaire , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know toi amy not understand
but if toi can
please understand
I see toi underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would toi say? take this away
If i told toi how i feel, would it be real ou is this all fake??

Chourus: your l’amour is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...

3

Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the rue
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one suivant to me
i...

5

seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every an people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

2

Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, biscuits, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

1

Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The Rebelle

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's jour time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get accueil so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it accueil in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

5

Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, vidéos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i l’amour my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones toi see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they l’amour their haters, and sometimes I think "if toi l’amour your haters, then why do toi hate back?" seriously....

5

the Angel on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my cœur, coeur
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to toi in form of desire
toi float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
toi jump about
cos toi cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make toi fly
the Angel will make toi cry
the Angel will make toi feel how others feel
so toi can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost