Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can supprimer the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused par Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cœur, coeur attack; his cœur, coeur lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope toi realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good Friends don't let toi do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! toi actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If toi met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope toi realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good Friends don't let toi do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! toi actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If toi met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
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