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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, a dit as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry musique videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time favori fast nourriture restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out ou dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she a dit it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written par a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As toi will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If toi don't straighten up, I'm going to knock toi into the middle of suivant week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I a dit so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me plus LOGIC .


"If toi fall out of that balançoire, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...

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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each an on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix nourriture to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A loup named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do toi want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." réponses Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are toi doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...