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toi are already late, and your key is missing, toi wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 minutes il y a toi were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now toi are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, toi wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
toi are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, toi wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that toi cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, toi wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage toi realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, toi wish there was an valuation period' ou atleast a 'sample download' ou a 'demo version'!
One jour toi realize that toi are turning bald, toi wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 minutes il y a toi were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now toi are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, toi wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
toi are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, toi wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that toi cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, toi wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage toi realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, toi wish there was an valuation period' ou atleast a 'sample download' ou a 'demo version'!
One jour toi realize that toi are turning bald, toi wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR toi INCASE toi GET PULLED OVER par A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE toi CAN SUFFER par SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER ou ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can toi hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't toi the guy from the Village People?
Hey, toi must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are toi Andy ou Barney?
I thought toi had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do toi know why toi pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can toi hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't toi the guy from the Village People?
Hey, toi must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are toi Andy ou Barney?
I thought toi had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do toi know why toi pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
