Keith Harkin

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF toi DON'T PASS THIS ON toi DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would toi mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs toi and takes a little something off toi would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are toi sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If toi say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all toi want, not like I care if toi are ou aren't...As long as toi don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him ou erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If toi want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vers l'avant, vers l’avant when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Okay, she's kinda getting plus famous par the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas jour Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if toi like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If toi ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, chant lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If toi don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the accueil of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard toi try, your browser won't allow toi to enter the site. toi see, to access this site, toi must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in question is a New Moon night. toi must be on your own in your accueil with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will toi be granted access to the site.

As...

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all toi can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your cœur, coeur and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all toi can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do toi think...

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us ou someone else will.

3. We chienne about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If toi won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing toi in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches l’amour Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like plus than toi hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, ou your...