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Bender is the greatest!

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Bender is on the school board!

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dxarmy423 http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/03/02/geek-news-bender-wins-school-board-election-of-the-day/

staankerdaskunk Pfffff!

The Ed Edd n Eddy Theory - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be Lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

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BlindMaiden.com - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the accueil of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard toi try, your browser won't allow toi to enter the site. toi see, to access this site, toi must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in question is a New Moon night. toi must be on your own in your accueil with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will toi be granted access to the site.

As...

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Last Friday - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if toi drive down this road on a jour were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then toi might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is a dit to be easy to recognize cause if its summer ou winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones toi can find in the stores. according to the story,if toi drive up along side her and roll down the window...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little poney (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls montrer that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolat sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, arc en ciel chienne and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

Megara - Screencaps

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

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Christmas Carols - Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

toi know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do toi recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if toi ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't toi guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...

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haut, retour au début 11 Spiderman Villains that need to be in films

posted by BlondLionEzel

#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered par radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the araign? e, araignée Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe...

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Lyrics - Christmas article

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

toi better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling toi why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty ou nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees toi when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad ou good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...

Fight! Kamen Rider V3 - English Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

rimson, Crimson, Crimson casque of V3
Double Typhoon, the ceinture of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and l’amour protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

La Reine des Neiges Movie Review

posted by Tailsfan99

Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess films while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...

Praise be to Decepticon Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...

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Transformers 4: Age of Extinction Battle Cry Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

Just one plus time before I go
I'll let toi know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save toi now
The king is down
It's do ou die!
Nobody can save toi now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save toi now
IT'S DO ou DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save toi now
The king is down
It's do ou die!
Nobody can save toi now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save toi now
IT'S DO ou DIE

Just one plus time before I go
I'll let toi know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

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What Girls Should Know About Guys

posted by alex165

1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what toi like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know plus about it

4. We're just as shy as toi are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always douche before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what toi like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean ou look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolat bars and soda...