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WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A l’amour no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t toi ever say I just walked away
I will always want toi
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want toi

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in l’amour
All I wanted was to break your walls
All toi ever did was break me
Yeah, toi wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put toi high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, toi let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever a dit to me

10. "If toi keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was posté on my fanpop mur par Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her mur letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do toi want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what toi make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is toi get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with toi through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

salut everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these citations are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...