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    You may fall from the sky, toi may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in l’amour with me.

Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my bibliothèque card. Why? Because I am totally checking toi out!!    

If a fat man puts toi in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted toi for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...

emballage, wrap rage is an actual condition when toi feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because toi are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo lait is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated par the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If toi choose not to have children, toi will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosaures 65 million years il y a was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...