toi ARE AWESOME!

"Remember December"


I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know toi want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
toi kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in l’amour back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. toi have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep toi trying over and over again to see if toi can outsmart
your foot, but, toi can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching toi (they will think toi are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your bureau in front...

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a lit of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your oreiller X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...

Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded plus than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a an are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are plus than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If toi counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...

On tons of clubs i see a question saying "Can toi plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on aléatoire is Can toi plz be my fan? Just filling up my mises à jour plus and plus everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 ou plus fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some plus fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the plus fans its just life XD And toi gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...

Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited par mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an pomme tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pain which is pain made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....

A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN spaghetti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long Lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are toi okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...