my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, toi can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can supprimer the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused par Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cœur, coeur attack; his cœur, coeur lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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