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There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over par the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw toi to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I l’amour you
toi say do toi mean it?
I say yes I do
I l’amour toi
plus than anything in the world
toi l’amour me for who I am
Not for my looks ou body
Just me
If toi never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
toi found me and took me in
toi cared for me and treated me like...

This liste was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favoris are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table, tableau was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much toi push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...

What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If toi have a phobia about itching, toi may harbor some memories of past infections ou other problems that caused toi to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up par St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send toi to Heaven ou Hell. After all, toi enormously helped society par putting a computer in almost every accueil in America, yet toi also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let toi decide where toi want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let toi visit both places briefly,...

1. If using a touch-tone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...