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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to toi after a break-up she wants toi back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When toi catch a girl glancing at you, she wants toi to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with toi she wants toi to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When toi break a girls cœur, coeur she still feels it when toi run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for toi today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted par the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animaux that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a chiot at the time.

toi would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animaux connected from the first moment. Now the two animaux are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the chariot, panier saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask aléatoire ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start chant Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to aléatoire ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that chemise is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. toi ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If pistolets kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but toi are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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How many times do toi get passed par and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, toi must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, ou at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it a dit From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook nourriture stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One jour the husband comes accueil from work and his wife says, "Honey, toi know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could toi fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with manchot, pingouin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy ou what? Do toi think I'm going insane? I bet that toi do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give toi a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests toi think she's pregnant unless toi can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status ou ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in l’amour with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are toi doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. toi see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I l’amour You:

1) The way toi stand par my side


2) The times toi make sure nothing will harm me


3) How toi always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, toi take the pain away with a joke


5) How toi always look deep into my eyes


6) How toi can make my cœur, coeur melt with your soft lips


7) The way toi hold my hand so tight


8) The way toi never let my hands go


8) How toi always watch out for me


9) They way toi make sure I have everything I need


10) How toi always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When toi buy me things out of the blue


12) How toi say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then toi can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bière gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least favori teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your Friends and go to the mall ou something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your lit listening to every song on it.
9: Look up aléatoire people in your yearbook and if toi know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are toi from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when toi fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Lost my number, can I have yours
-if toi were a booger I'd pick toi first
-help the homeless...take me accueil with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do toi have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of toi because of taking notes in class.

Have toi ever got a little blister ou callus because of écriture too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure ou rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitare ou even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So toi have some calluses and toi want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

toi can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citron for 10 minutes and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams ou amande oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and toi will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
added by KateKicksAss
posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If toi Want to work for people ....Make your cœur, coeur the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If toi want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As toi are the creator of your life, similarly toi are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for toi
*always forget what toi did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when toi have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely plus intelligent than toi really are. I have picked out some of her favoris to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended par the T- chemise slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the chemise isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five an old boy wearing a chemise that a dit "Girls Have Cooties" ou "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female ou male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have toi ever seen a T.V. montrer where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.