i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your lit rock!
Is your dad a thief ou something? Because someone a volé, étole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy toi a drink – ou would toi just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....
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