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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on ou off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to montrer the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh houx who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed photos of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." a dit an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh houx in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other étoile, star accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot plus at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are plus than the choices that toi make. toi are plus than the many hearts you’ll break. toi are plus than your dreams that don’t come true. toi are plus than whatever people think of you.
You are plus than the things that toi say. toi are plus than the places that toi stay. toi are plus than the things that toi do. toi are plus than I could ever think of you.
You are so much plus than what toi think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make toi someone new. toi are more. toi are worth it. toi are so much greater than toi think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarché had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some plus trays and have them ready for toi par the time toi finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big bacon Classic with cheese.


On the seconde jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth jour of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five oignon rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I l’amour that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have toi noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying montrer ever.) toi know what montrer really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the montrer SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to accueil room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. bitter says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do toi want, Dib?" Ms. bitter asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. bitter replies. "Do toi notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 toi and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just écriture about aléatoire things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a liste of my absolute favori words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but plus epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but toi don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what toi saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect jour to make a liste of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy toi like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts toi ou tells toi you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do toi think toi can actually do for a whole year?
posted by carsfan
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special rendez-vous amoureux, date in any way shape ou form.

So now toi know… if toi fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing plus than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.