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Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Western films, films about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, films about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck a dit “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where pistolets were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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posted by grayza_love07
These are the haut, retour au début 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as toi scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] fleurs ou other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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posted by deathding
When life gives toi lemons, make orange jus, jus de and leave the world wondering how the heck toi did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first toi don't succeed, destroy everything.

An pomme a jour can keep any doctor away if toi throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 plus letters in the alphabet.

Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do toi speak in silence?
Why do toi sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what toi have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. plus than machinery, we need humanity. plus than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did toi hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from toi cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for plus

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little le batteur, batteur Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything toi may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope toi like it, I've posté it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy ou quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, toi may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, ou too serious, as a dit before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting images captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated par the smoke ou get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, toi rant so much about how toi have a hard time making choices. Whether toi should work on your assignment ou go out with your friends. Whether toi should rendez-vous amoureux, date this guy ou that guy. Whether toi should break up with your boyfriend ou not. Whether toi should wear the rose chemisier ou the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely l’amour my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place toi can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do toi think toi are messing with? Don't toi know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their commentaires and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If toi don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to toi ou start swearing ou being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down ou until they talk to toi nicely. Some people can be donné seconde chances to realize that toi aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate toi for. But some people just won’t like toi in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the montrer is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If toi look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", ou perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making toi upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way toi are, ou they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, ou don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying toi for "no reason", it's because they like you, ou is jealous of you, ou it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give toi a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if toi can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your jour been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written par a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever toi do, don't just montrer up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and toi will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Kiss in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope toi enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and toi failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail toi out of jail, a best friend will be sitting suivant to toi saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the rive like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made toi smile
8:Clear as a cloche, bell my nody a dit "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character ou the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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