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posted by i8ab
Everyday at my house I see a little ghost girl. Earlier at 9:00 when I was washing my hands I heard splashing. So I turned around and saw the ghost girl's head in the toilet. I got so scared i screamed, squirted soap at the face,flushed the toilet, and ran out the bathroom and hit my head on the mur so hard I fell over. A few minutes later I opened my eyes and saw my dad,mom,and my older sister Victoria staring at me asking if I was okay. I a dit "Yes,I'm fine. I just saw a ghost head in the toilet" "Nonsense. Ghosts aren't real" my mom said. But behind Victoria I saw a ghost man. His head...
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume toi are Chinese just because you're Asian, ou automatically assume toi are Mexican just because toi are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Kswifty13
can some people come rejoindre some of my clubs they will be fun if people rejoindre them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if toi can think about it i will make toi so happy and post some commentaires on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
1.taylor rapide, swift fandom(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if toi want toi can ask me anything if toi need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
(✿ ♥‿♥)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING toi WANT
posted by EllentheStrange
Her Eyes Hold The Apocalypse
March Of The Dead
Through The Eyes Of A Killer
Bloodbath On Monday!
Fear the Spork
Run With Scissors
Toxic Neon
When Two Are One
Blood Red Saturday
Eat the Children,Raw!
Lipstick Napkins
Forever December
Unhappy Meal
Welcome to the Freakshow
I Like Pie,but Pie Doesn't Like Me
Ace Diggy
Chemical Reaction
Skateboarding is Deadly
Blood Thristy Vampires
I Slap People With Sammiches
With toi Stake My Heart
!@#$%^&*
vampires WILL Hurt You
Save My Soul
Let Them Die
Let Her In
Bleeding Black Roses
When Will toi Let Me In
Crooked Spoons
Blood Splatter Dress
If I Promise Not To Kill You,Can I Have A Hug?
October Vampires
posted by McDreamyluva
 Eat them...you know toi want to
Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove chocolat is good for plus than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little haricot, fève is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and beurre – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to chocolat with at least 70 per cent cacao – ou cocoa, which...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* salut Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask toi a question. Have toi ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...
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posted by aimikazeee
Niall’s pov: Ugh! Math class is so fucking boring! I dozed off for a bit, but I guess that was longer then I expected because I woke up to some body yelling my name. I opened my eyes and saw Mr.Styles starring at me. He a dit “Mr.Horan, please stay away during class! If toi fall asleep again their will be,consequences.” I didn’t even pay attention to what he said. My focus was on the large bulge in his tight pants.

I smirked and licked my lips. I took my pen and started sucking on the tip making suggestive actions towards Mr.Styles. He walked over par my bureau and stood suivant to me. “Pay...
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my titre is my opinion so if toi don't like it!!!!!
then leave a message
i am very lonely and would like people to be a fan of me so i leave this message in peace

if your lire this i'm dead, ou i'm just saying that so that your like it, but anyway after being attacked after my obsession with lady gaga people started to hurt me.hurt me in the heart, but they didn't care they thought it was funny.HAHA! but if your lire this ...........................................................................then toi have been have won a special prize! no. if your lire this toi have a cœur, coeur unlike those people who........who.......TEASED ME!
yours faithfully SHUTYOURFACE



PLEASE SUBSCIBE ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT ITS RANDOM.random.rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
posted by randomgirl3000
1: Do toi sleep with your closet doors open ou closed?

2: Do toi take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do toi sleep with your sheets tucked in ou out?

4: Have toi ever stolen a rue sign before?

5: Do toi like to use post-it notes?

6: Do toi cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would toi rather be attacked par a big ours ou a swarm of a bees?

8: Do toi have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do toi always smile for pictures?

14: Do toi ever dance even if theres no musique playing?

15: Do toi chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

toi could actually use these names as prank call names. If toi want to prank call toi could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this article was too short so I'mma post aléatoire crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between lincoln and Kennedy:

Abraham lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives Lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded par Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made par Ford.

lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!

Could toi stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do toi mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a oreiller fight par your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat ou dog

14. see how much water toi can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the La Reine des Neiges nourriture doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps toi out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if toi can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Please select a fan fiction.

The Racer: link

Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.

Applejack's Double Life: link

When bad ponies lead par Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa par force, there's only one poney to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.

SeanTheHedgehog's...
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. Before lire any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" par Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy ou overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw pain grillé at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every an people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by funnyshawna
salut there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Cendrillon on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the suivant best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t toi even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...
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I've been meaning to make this article for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my favori couples liste before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my liste to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please commentaire but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The cygne Princess)
 "Well, there toi have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there toi have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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posted by tamar20
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN trophée LOCK OVERUSE trophée LOCK! WHEN toi REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL trophée THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky trophée Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks toi what toi mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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