i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your lit rock!
Is your dad a thief ou something? Because someone a volé, étole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy toi a drink – ou would toi just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? ou do toi need plus to drink?
toi must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
toi know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T chemise in brail?
Do toi have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes.
toi know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do toi believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess toi know what I’m here after.
Do toi have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby toi must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are toi an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar ours weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk toi out of it?
toi know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when toi have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If toi were a new sandwich, "sandwich" at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And plus funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but toi must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
toi might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured toi would be too.
I would say God bless toi but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my bibliothèque card, because I’m checking toi out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed toi home, would toi keep me?
If I told toi toi had a gorgeous body, would toi hold it against me?
toi look like my seconde wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when toi fell from heaven?
Do toi believe in l’amour at first site, ou should I walk past toi again?
If toi were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I Lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do toi like bananas ou blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
salut baby. roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when toi have a weak heart.
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your lit rock!
Is your dad a thief ou something? Because someone a volé, étole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy toi a drink – ou would toi just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? ou do toi need plus to drink?
toi must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
toi know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T chemise in brail?
Do toi have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes.
toi know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do toi believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess toi know what I’m here after.
Do toi have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby toi must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are toi an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar ours weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk toi out of it?
toi know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when toi have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If toi were a new sandwich, "sandwich" at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And plus funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but toi must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
toi might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured toi would be too.
I would say God bless toi but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my bibliothèque card, because I’m checking toi out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed toi home, would toi keep me?
If I told toi toi had a gorgeous body, would toi hold it against me?
toi look like my seconde wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when toi fell from heaven?
Do toi believe in l’amour at first site, ou should I walk past toi again?
If toi were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I Lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do toi like bananas ou blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
salut baby. roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when toi have a weak heart.