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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do toi want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet toi ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from toi (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like toi ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, toi suck

Me : yes I'm not like toi cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do toi care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell toi something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that toi want to montrer to the world, I'll forgive toi not because I'm weak , but because I taste l’amour meaning and I don't want to spoil my life par hating ,no I'm not that person , toi want to montrer the world ,my cœur, coeur 's beating each minute l’amour ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and toi should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do toi get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The l’amour I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the l’amour ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cœur, coeur was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cœur, coeur beats l’amour every seconde thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on l’amour , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever toi want to do , cause l’amour always cleans my cœur, coeur !!!

Someone : MDR toi seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say toi need some love
yes toi need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just l’amour anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
posted by alismouha
My dear son...

I send toi this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm écriture this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that toi can't read quickly.

I will send this to toi with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the seconde one it was only 3 days.

About the leather veste toi wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut...
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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon lire the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and a dit "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet toi he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do toi know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went accueil and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad a dit it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to lit to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she a volé, étole free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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