aléatoire Article: Words

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Words

posted by Cantwait4book5

why are words so important?
what are words worth?

written on a page
spoken par a life.

our first words most precious.
our last words most enduring.

the words from the past
can help us in the future.

words spoken from a distance
keep us closer than ever.

words hidden in clues
keep our brains active for longer.

the words your not meant to see
hide conspiracy plots and crimes.

words that describe your feelings
montrer others your heart.

to discover words is to discover a tool to
discover the world.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 5 others like this

Hinata-Snow (claps) impressive.

Lol_Cat101 dude, thats deep. -LOL-

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I l’amour the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cœur, coeur beat
Is my favori lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If toi could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my accueil though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes toi happy.
I always want toi to be happy.
I don't like it when toi cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with toi even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

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The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to déplacer on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When toi leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe toi embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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aléatoire Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down bateau in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other jour we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, toi know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once plus at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure par now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo toi can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to rejoindre F.S. toi must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thé is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand suivant to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't toi even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, toi need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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the funnest article of my articles

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok toi go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door cloche, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will toi give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry loup

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really aléatoire stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, toi have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” a dit my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why toi dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find plus crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? toi are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.

User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.

User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.

User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So toi admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

MDR yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do toi hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be accueil for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and feu hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: toi better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell toi why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Zodiac:Capricorn

posted by KitkatKaysa

Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired par their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented par the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The seconde is the garden goat,...

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My Experience At A canard, canard, drake cloche, cloche, bell My First Ever Concert! Please commentaire

posted by selenagomezfan7

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 heure Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There chant I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're siège Ooh K Then canard, drake Sad toi Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There canard, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was chant Along Giving Him fleurs Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lire And You're Comments

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13 plus Things to Do at Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that toi have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the réponses seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when toi find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when toi see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a aléatoire person!

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Here is a song (my favourite things)

posted by swarla

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp pomme strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

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This could be the end chapter 4 the cult

posted by Edwardlover93

Chapter 3 The cult

“What are toi on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. par the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty rue the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...