i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do toi hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be accueil for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and feu hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: toi better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell toi why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle cloche, bell rock....(better start again)

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first jour of Christmas my true l’amour gave to me(and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire