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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your bureau is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the test\homework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask toi to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a aléatoire an and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'

8. Raise ur hand after every questain and go off topic with ur answer.

9. Find out what they like and say u hate them.

10. While they're talking empty out ur papers and make A LOT of racket.

11. Say how much u hate they're fav. sports team in front of them.

12. Ask them persanly questains like 'why aren't u married?' ou 'r u retiring?'

13. As soon as class starts say 'here we go again' obnoxosily loud.

14 when u enter class say 'HERE I AM NO NEED TO WORRY' really loud.

15. Keep saying 'what' ou 'huh' even when u can here.

16. on ur homework that it's about to blow up in 5 secondes an heure later.

17. Keep asking for help on the test.

18. after u do # 17 get the answer wrong on purpose.

19. After being abbsent the jour before ramble on how u should've been there.

20. Draw on ur hand and when told to wash it off say u told me to b plus artistic on Febuary 1, ou last mois (random data)

21. And when they say i didnt say that say oh it must have been the hobbo out side of the school.

22. Start the wave in class randomly and keep doing this until everyone has a detention and complain that u r being controled par 'the man' man.

23. Every time u walk into class say it's ur birthday even when it's not.

24. (for twins) when in class switch seats ou classes 4 the jour and when the teacher a dit (random names) 'Joy answer this questain." then u look around for ur sister and when u look around 10 times ask 'where is she? I dont c her. Oh u think i'm joy? no I'm beatriss.'

25. (twins) say it's ur twins birthday and the other twin a dit ur addopted so u dont have the same bday.

26. Laugh at aléatoire words like 'add' ou 'multiply' depending on the teacher.

27. Raise ur hand after a qustain and when they call on u wait a minute and say 'oh u ment me okay okay' and say a aléatoire answer.

28. when ur teacher a dit to write ur name in a box because ur late fill in all the boxes and take ur time with it and when the teacher a dit to hurry up say "but i'm making it pretty!'

29. in the middle of class shout "teacher i got to go potty!'

30. Be late to class ever time and say 'i tripped'

31. be late and say 'Did u want me to piss my pant?'

32. Be late and say 'it's not my falt the cloche, bell scares the crap out of me and makes me fall back down the stairs!'

33. Say merry christmas every jour and when it's chrismas say happy easter.

34. say merry christmas everday and on christmas say merry christmas to the teacher and when she a dit merry christmas say i'm jewish even if ur not and skip away chant Deck the halls really loud.

35. Randomly clap 2 times in class and say is someone messing with a clapper? ou spoons?

36. In middle of class jump up and sing 'baby' if the teacher hates it. u may have the whole class chant to. ou sing a song u LOVE!

37. Tell annoying stories to the teacher and when she a dit do u have a morral to this long cul, ass story? then u say does everything have a morral? then ur life story has none.

38. Laugh at aléatoire things.

39. poke someone a lot and when they tell the teacher say "it's nanial poke ur friend day."

40. call the teacher teach like "okay whatever u say teach."
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posted by kinga10111
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded plus than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a an are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are plus than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If toi counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

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posted by 2dolphn97
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of toi do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps toi guys, GREAT! if anyone has any questions most likely i will be plus than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE liste of facts in my computer so plus will be coming! ^_^

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Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the an the phone was invented.

The CD was developed par Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

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