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noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment ou deep affection, as for a parent, child, ou friend.
3.
sexual passion ou desire.
4.
a person toward whom l’amour is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, ou the like): Would toi like to see a movie, love?
6.
a l’amour affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros ou Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the l’amour of one's neighbor.
10.
strong predilection, enthusiasm, ou liking for anything: her l’amour of books.
11.
the object ou thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
12.
the benevolent affection of god for His creatures, ou the reverent affection due from them to God.
13.
Chiefly tennis . a score of zero; nothing.
14.
a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.
–verb (used with object)
15.
to have l’amour ou affection for: All her pupils l’amour her.
16.
to have a profoundly tender, passionate affection for (another person).
17.
to have a strong liking for; take great pleasure in: to l’amour music.
18.
to need ou require; benefit greatly from: Plants l’amour sunlight.
19.
to embrace and Kiss (someone), as a lover.
20.
to have sexual intercourse with.
–verb (used without object)
21.
to have l’amour ou affection for another person; be in love.
—Verb phrase
22.
l’amour up, to hug and cuddle: She loves him up every chance she gets.
—Idioms
23.
for love,
a.
out of affection ou liking; for pleasure.
b.
without compensation; gratuitously: He took care of the poor for love.
24.
for the l’amour of, in consideration of; for the sake of: For the l’amour of mercy, stop that noise.
25.
in love, infused with ou feeling deep affection ou passion: a youth always in love.
26.
in l’amour with, feeling deep affection ou passion for (a person, idea, occupation, etc.); enamored of: in l’amour with the girl suivant door; in l’amour with one's work.
27.
make love,
a.
to embrace and Kiss as lovers.
b.
to engage in sexual activity.
28.
no l’amour lost, dislike; animosity: There was no l’amour Lost between the two brothers.

Origin:
bef. 900; (n.) ME; OE lufu, c. OFris luve, OHG luba, Goth lubō; (v.) ME lov ( i ) en, OE lufian; c. OFris luvia, OHG lubōn to love, L lubēre (later libēre ) to be pleasing; akin to lief

—Related forms
outlove, verb (used with object), -loved, -lov·ing.
o·ver·love, verb, -loved, -lov·ing.

—Synonyms
1. tenderness, fondness, predilection, warmth, passion, adoration. 1, 2. Love, affection, devotion all mean a deep and enduring emotional regard, usually for another person. l’amour may apply to various kinds of regard: the charity of the Creator, reverent adoration toward God ou toward a person, the relation of parent and child, the regard of Friends for each other, romantic feelings for another person, etc. Affection is a fondness for others that is enduring and tender, but calm. Devotion is an intense l’amour and steadfast, enduring loyalty to a person; it may also imply consecration to a cause. 2. liking, inclination, regard, friendliness. 15. like. 16. adore, adulate, worship.

—Antonyms
1, 2. hatred, dislike. 15, 16. detest, hate.
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a aléatoire word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a nourriture they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy suivant to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as toi can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the cuisine and come out with ketchup all over toi and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope toi like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when toi heard someone talking on the intercom, toi fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give toi a ride accueil and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a champignon and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like toi know what you're talking about when toi don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so toi can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When toi screw up, don't...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Researchers in the UK examined plus than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A joint, joint d’étanchéité walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner boutique - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell toi what I l’amour doing plus than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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posted by milorox18
1. When toi get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.

4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if toi can see his gun.

6. When he says toi aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him par his first name.

11. Pretend toi are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All toi Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's cœur, coeur is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. toi are going to fail the class completely no matter what toi get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have toi ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man suivant to me!
I puked on the last person who flew suivant to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would toi look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the récent era. A man who is a dit to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who toi ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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It was the an 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man par the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even plus because he cared too much about his montrer to even get in a jour of training done. To add even plus fuel to the feu he SHOULD of been sent accueil first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.