To Deadly Quit
Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's jour together. Emily had cooked a stupid dîner and they ate on a log par candlelight.
"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."
Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she a dit in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dîner table.
Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Emily a dit and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"
They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they quited each other all night long.
Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's jour together. Emily had cooked a stupid dîner and they ate on a log par candlelight.
"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."
Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she a dit in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dîner table.
Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Emily a dit and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"
They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they quited each other all night long.
haut, retour au début 24 Eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope toi like this one better than the first one please leave a commentaire if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope toi like this one better than the first one please leave a commentaire if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P