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One jour a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are toi laughing? I just insulted all of toi losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how toi feel toi have to take the time to make fun of us. toi obviously have nothing better to do. If we’re such losers, then why do toi even bother talking to us?” One of the girls implied
The mean girl rolled her eyes and strutted off.



Some people might call the mean girl in this short story arrogant, but that’s exactly what she’s not. toi know why? Because if toi truly believed in yourself, toi discover toi don’t have to bring others down. We all have different ways to feel good about ourselves; some people look in the mirror everyday and tell themselves they’re awesome, some people leave positive little notes for themselves, while others just naturally feel confident. Well, mean people’s way to feel good about themselves is to bring others down. They feel that if they convince themselves everyone around them are just pathetic failures, that it’ll make them stand out in a good way, but what they don’t realize is is that doing this will just make toi stand out in a bad way.

I know my theory may not necessarily be true, because I don’t believe I’ve ever been a mean person myself, but it’s just my outlook on this kind of stuff. Thanks for lire :)
posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave toi all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife ou husband.

21) Torture a arbre infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...
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haut, retour au début 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini toi bought as it is going to be hot with feu and all toi know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when toi start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on feu with picture of your house: A formula which will make toi super populaire
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about feu and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off feu till...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers suivant to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. toi must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the question link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of toi then look away when they turn around

Say toi have a sixth since where toi can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and toi should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is jouer la comédie the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are plus than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has a dit that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that toi have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the canapé "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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Do toi think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are chiens cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do toi fish?:

Nope!


Are toi at the age where toi can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless toi try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do toi have a boyfriend ou girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do toi know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have toi ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do toi have your ears pierced?
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I used to.


Have toi broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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