Hello, I’m back! I’ll write plus now.
So this aléatoire kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone toi want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I a dit “What?” and she a dit “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
One thought that occurred to me today was (those of toi that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, toi know it’s true. However, do toi guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister toi automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince toi that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that toi watch are just exaggerating, and then toi get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god Disney Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his chemise tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the Pokémon club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to coup de poing me in the face someday, but just come on.)
I have decided on my Halloween costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black chemise and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
Alright, I’m done. :D
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector
So this aléatoire kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone toi want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I a dit “What?” and she a dit “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
One thought that occurred to me today was (those of toi that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, toi know it’s true. However, do toi guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister toi automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince toi that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that toi watch are just exaggerating, and then toi get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god Disney Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his chemise tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the Pokémon club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to coup de poing me in the face someday, but just come on.)
I have decided on my Halloween costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black chemise and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
Alright, I’m done. :D
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector
5 plus incredibly aléatoire stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and aléatoire in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates toi , like constantly talking ou doing everything toi do , well im gonna help toi deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my suivant reason...
If toi have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' ou 'Harry Potter' ou 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan toi back.
On the other hand, if toi are looking at this thinking that toi haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my suivant reason...
If toi have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' ou 'Harry Potter' ou 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan toi back.
On the other hand, if toi are looking at this thinking that toi haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell toi my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell toi what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person toi will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my l’amour even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell toi my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell toi what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person toi will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my l’amour even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave toi hanging. I think my titre is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's a dit that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way ou another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what toi think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the photo on my end table, tableau and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what toi think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the photo on my end table, tableau and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.