now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have toi been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen toi someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this siège empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if toi sit down. Man: Your place ou mine? Woman: Both. toi go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do toi do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: salut baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do toi like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would toi stay there? Man: If I could see toi naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw toi naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If toi repost this toi will get a phone call 37 minutes after toi repost this.... If toi don't resend this then your l’amour life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen