50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when toi think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever toi have to say during commercials.
3. If toi don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about toi ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like toi to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that toi can eat all toi want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, toi massage; we go down, toi go down; we shave, toi shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . toi are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. toi will not win.
21. Would toi like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If toi ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes ou shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We l’amour surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxeur, boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before toi see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that toi suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though toi are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still l’amour toi with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Friends because I won't make toi hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn étoile, star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying plus than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . toi DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If toi are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting par the phone.
47. toi don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say toi l’amour me if toi don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Friends know everything about you.
1. Don't tell us when toi think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever toi have to say during commercials.
3. If toi don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about toi ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like toi to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that toi can eat all toi want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, toi massage; we go down, toi go down; we shave, toi shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . toi are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. toi will not win.
21. Would toi like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If toi ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes ou shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We l’amour surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxeur, boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before toi see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that toi suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though toi are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still l’amour toi with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Friends because I won't make toi hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn étoile, star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying plus than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . toi DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If toi are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting par the phone.
47. toi don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say toi l’amour me if toi don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Friends know everything about you.
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