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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a jour at the gym, there are ways to be active in your jour to jour life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever toi can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus ou train, stand. toi may not realize it, but standing takes plus energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother ou father, but toi will also be burning calories while toi work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If toi can, go swimming ou go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters ou with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether toi play a game, just mess around, ou play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the canapé and get moving, toi will feel better and look great.
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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posted by milorox18
1. When toi get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.

4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if toi can see his gun.

6. When he says toi aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him par his first name.

11. Pretend toi are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All toi Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's cœur, coeur is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. toi are going to fail the class completely no matter what toi get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have toi ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man suivant to me!
I puked on the last person who flew suivant to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would toi look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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