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1. Do toi like pie?

2. Are you, ou have toi ever been a squirrel?

3. Are toi afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are toi a people person ou a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have toi ever wondered what it would be like if toi were an apple?

7. Have toi ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can toi get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have toi ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have toi ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do toi have a sword handy?

14. Do toi like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are toi a thingy-majiger ou a Thingamabob?

17. Do toi like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did toi buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did toi notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are toi so cheap toi would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have toi ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If toi a dit 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did toi kill your teddy ours when toi were little?

26. Did toi know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are toi a possum?

28. Do toi like waffles?

29. Have toi ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If toi could breathe in space, would toi go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, ou a black hole?

31. Are toi suicidal?

32. If toi a dit 'yes' to 31: Have toi committed suicide yet?

33. Do toi smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, ou have toi ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do toi like eggs and bacon?

36. Are toi a rabid squirrel?

37. Do toi eat yourself?

38. Do toi eat other people?

39. Have toi ever died?

40. Are toi on the right path in life... ou are toi on the left one?

41. Do toi eat feathers?

42. Are toi dumber than a dodo?

43. Can toi float like a rock?

44. Are toi blonde, brunette, ou pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have toi ever dyed your butt?

46. Do toi walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your favori color nose?

48. Are toi a pig?

49. Are toi a cannibal?

50. Are toi glad this is over?
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posted by nmdis
"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much plus that we could do
toi can't stop this girl from falling plus in l’amour with you
toi a dit 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...
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I'm bored so this article is aléatoire anyways...

1. Like- it makes toi seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- toi have to have plus words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane ou out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what toi call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, toi have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. toi can name plus types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean toi would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a seconde thought.

4. Everyone toi know listens to country musique like a seconde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people commentaire on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", toi know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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