Two guys were picked up par the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give toi a seconde chance rather than jail time. I want toi to go out this weekend and try to montrer others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see toi back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge a dit to the first one,

"How did toi do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did toi tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."


"That's admirable," a dit the judge. "And you, how did toi do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did toi manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small cercle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."