A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vers l'avant, vers l’avant saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If toi are hung like a horse, toi don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
I want everyone who is having a bad jour to feel better and everyone who is having a good jour to feel better. The cure is chiots and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if toi want a closer look at the awesomeness of chiens ( ou if toi just want to make the picture larger)
That poor girl, but salut a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your jour is going better than hers.
toi will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but salut at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, toi do not steal another dogs...
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That poor girl, but salut a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your jour is going better than hers.
toi will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but salut at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, toi do not steal another dogs...
