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A supermarché had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some plus trays and have them ready for toi par the time toi finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks ou anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same musique as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff ou make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. MDR JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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Every year, nearly four million chats are eaten in Asia.h
On average, chats spend 2/3 of every jour sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
Unlike dogs, chats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. chiens and humans bob their heads up and down.i
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
A group of chats is called a “clowder.”g
Female chats tend to be right pawed, while male chats are plus often left pawed. Interestingly,...
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