1.we hate it when toi grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)
2.when toi cheat,we hate toi and everything that has to do with you
3.dont act like toi understand PMS,because toi dont.So stop jouer la comédie like it.
4.when toi stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and toi get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So toi may as well stfu.
5.when toi flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if toi arent sure,dont flirt.
6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like toi dont care.We want toi to fight for us.
7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)
8.When toi are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one jour he was "Emma,will toi go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that toi are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
9.unless toi have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.
10.we dont like to be called sexy ou hot.some of us may.but dont try it.
11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.
12.say toi l’amour us,and mean it!!
if toi dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.
13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.
that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)
2.when toi cheat,we hate toi and everything that has to do with you
3.dont act like toi understand PMS,because toi dont.So stop jouer la comédie like it.
4.when toi stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and toi get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So toi may as well stfu.
5.when toi flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if toi arent sure,dont flirt.
6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like toi dont care.We want toi to fight for us.
7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)
8.When toi are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one jour he was "Emma,will toi go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that toi are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
9.unless toi have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.
10.we dont like to be called sexy ou hot.some of us may.but dont try it.
11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.
12.say toi l’amour us,and mean it!!
if toi dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.
13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.
that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other article like this so here's another one.I hope toi enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks par (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thé party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals par say "would toi like to rejoindre us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rose fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good ou I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks par (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thé party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals par say "would toi like to rejoindre us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rose fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good ou I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
plus famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy rayon, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
plus famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy rayon, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone toi meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as toi can.
If toi see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to canard under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as toi can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as toi can.
If toi see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to canard under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as toi can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, ou pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum plus gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min ou completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting plus till toi reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, ou pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum plus gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min ou completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting plus till toi reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the canapé last night watching some rubbish télévision montrer and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arc en ciel colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I l’amour toi soooooo much' and so I was like 'I l’amour toi more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting toi a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting toi one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutes later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
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