aléatoire Article: 10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

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posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of toi when we
a) want toi to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini jupe when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If toi ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't ou feel like toi should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, ou angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If toi think we like to hang out with toi every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have toi ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When toi ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we l’amour you... toi better believe it.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

Gracelyn87 omg so right my fav one is 9 6 4 5

Mallory101 10 <33

MileySelena982 Thanx for the comments guys. It means A lot

taylorno1 1,7,9,10 <33

jblovesme4ever i agree with 1 and 6 mostly

MileySelena982 TRhanks for the feed back guys!

txgirlz HA HA 6 is true

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If toi can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If toi can't see Chuck Norris toi may be only secondes away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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haut, retour au début 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

haut, retour au début 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time toi wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say toi don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the mur without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him ou her to call toi Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bateau hanging on the Christmas arbre and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rhum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like toi know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their questions with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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The Weeknd - Nothing is Lost (You Give Me Strength) lyrics

posted by TimberHumphrey

I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see toi again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My l’amour for toi is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with toi either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with toi either way
Nothing's lost
No plus pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Lost you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...

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Drift Hunters: A 3D Car Drifting Online Game

posted by romimichal99

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, toi have to have a set of computers ou if toi want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, toi can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. toi may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. toi will have to earn money par playing. And with that balance, you...

The Weeknd - Faith (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't toi cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by windwakerguy43

Well, it’s that time of the an again. Halloween, the mois of scares, despite the fact that the an 2020 has been a fucking nightmare plus than anything Halloween could do. Last an I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

[repost] REAL POSTS FROM ROB'S ''WHY WOULD toi PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET''

posted by Canada24

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a jour off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all toi want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

Weirdest Chair de poule Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up par the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The chiens turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into chiens and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels ou something like that, I don't know. Stine...

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by windwakerguy43

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mois marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The suivant review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed par lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can déplacer on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

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Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, plus condensed reviews but toi get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, ou didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out par saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy43

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, ou have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I l’amour the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine par me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

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animé Girl

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Merry Freakin' Christmas - jour 23: canard, canard, drake of the 99 dragons

posted by windwakerguy43

I was really not looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to this game. canard, drake of the 99 dragons is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… plus so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published par Majesco and developed par Idol FX, canard, drake of the 99 dragons was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with canard, drake of the 99 dragons getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being canard, drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

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Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this montrer the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animé fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...

In-Indie - Cuphead

posted by windwakerguy43

Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews ou YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant

Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned par the Devil, they wager...

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NikPiks - Into the Spiderverse: An Animated Masterpiece

posted by windwakerguy43

Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… toi all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...