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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If toi keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical poisson stores.

4.A Wisconsin chariot élévateur, chariot élévateur à fourche operator for a Miller bière distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper montrer him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.

7.A car traveling 100 mph would take plus than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

10.George Washington grew Marijuana in his garden.

11.There are 86,400 secondes in day.

12.A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.

13.Buttermilk does not contain any butter.

14.Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

15.Most lipstick is partially made of poisson scales.

16.Singapore has only one train station.

17.There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.

18.Anteaters prefer termites to ants.

19.Ears of blé, maïs always have an even number of rows of kernels.

20.If toi put a raisin, raisin sec in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.

21.With two forks and a charge, a cornichon, pickle will emit light.

22.Lima beans contain cyanide!

23.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

24.There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.

25.There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.

26.The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.

27.Hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.

28.''Vodka'' is Russian for ''little water''.

29.There is a giant champignon in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!

30.The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.

31.The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

32.During his ou her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.

33.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

34.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

35.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

36.If toi had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, toi could fill an entire stadium.

37.7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

38.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

39.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word toi want.

40.The Main bibliothèque at Indiana université sinks over an inch every an because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the livres that would occupy the building.

41.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

42.President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

43.In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

44.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

45.A crocodile cannot déplacer its tongue. It is a fixed part of the lower jaw.

46.You can tell the sex of a horse par its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.

47.You can't plow a cotton field with an éléphant in North Carolina.

48.Golf the only sport played on the moon - on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.

49.George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.

50.The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.

51.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.

52.Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.

53.Hot water is heavier than cold.

54.A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.

55.The aspirateur, hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.

56.20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.

57.The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.

58.How valuable is the penny toi found laying on the ground? If it takes just a seconde to pick it up, a person could make $36.00 per heure just picking up pennies.

59.The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.

60.A standard 747 Jumbo Jet has 420 seats.

61.If toi dentelle your shoes from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

62.The official soft drink of the state of Nebraska - Kool-Aid.

63.Did toi know that Beetle from the comic strip 'Beetle Bailey' and Lois from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois' are brother and sister?

64.A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.

65.It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.

66.In the game Monopoly, the most money toi can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money toi can lose in one turn is $5070.

67.The "black box" that houses an airplane's voice recorder is orange so it can be plus easily detected amid the debris of a plane crash.

68.Each of the Suits – Avocats sur Mesure on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: cœur, coeur represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

69.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, toi can't sink in quicksand.

70.There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

71.The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

72.Buckingham Palace consists of 600 rooms.

73.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.

74.There are 6,272,640 square inches in an acre.

75.There are 63,360 inches in a mile.

(Credit: aléatoire Web Sites include: angelfire.com; factsmonk.com; hookedonfacts.com; oddfacts.com; randomfacts.com)
Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel poisson and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel poisson could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a chercher as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a question since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. toi can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a commentaire to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the question had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a coup de poing in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything toi write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children chant in a row, then toi sneeze and toi fall down. Did toi ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - toi used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how toi knew toi had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - toi know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favori of mine) ou a plus scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell toi a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe toi can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when toi apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny ou not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would toi like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh toi gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: toi gonna tell me my fortune ou what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell toi your fortune?


Random guy: toi a dit toi WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have toi been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and biscuits, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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ajl's user icon
Hello fellow aléatoire fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform toi that a certain new fanpoper with the nom d’utilisateur of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a question saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now toi will not be able to find these two contributions why toi ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if toi want proof that she a dit this check out this forum
link
Now toi may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have donné us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We l’amour to be held, talked too but if toi press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Rebelle generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I l’amour the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cœur, coeur beat
Is my favori lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If toi could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my accueil though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes toi happy.
I always want toi to be happy.
I don't like it when toi cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with toi even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to déplacer on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When toi leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe toi embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down bateau in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other jour we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, toi know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once plus at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure par now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo toi can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to rejoindre F.S. toi must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thé is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand suivant to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't toi even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, toi need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror films coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help toi survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where toi are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do toi like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do toi like ponies?

User: Yes. But, licornes are better.

Cleverbot: licornes aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE toi SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: toi a dit licornes aren't real. :( I thought toi were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that toi were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes toi can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One jour you'll ask me, "which is plus important to you, me ou your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing toi are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your l’amour does NOT work for that person,...
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