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posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, toi hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
toi take a warm douche to help toi wake up.
He goes days ou weeks without running water.
toi complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
toi put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
toi make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the traverser, croix hanging on his chain suivant to his dog tags.
toi talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
toi walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
toi complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his casque to wipe his brow.
toi go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your lit and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
toi go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
toi call your girlfriend and set a rendez-vous amoureux, date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
toi hug and Kiss your girlfriend, like toi do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
toi roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
toi criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed par their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
toi hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
toi see only what the media wants toi to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
toi are asked to go to the store par your parents. toi don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
toi stay at accueil and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is donné to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
toi crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken par gunfire.
toi sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were plus men like him!
If toi support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jésus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
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posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This article is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of animé each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how toi want to be "Miku-Chan" when toi get older.

4. On haut, retour au début of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If toi have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that toi think they're Tom Cruise ou Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie étoile, star in question).
Ask the guy suivant to toi to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person suivant to you, "Are toi in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, toi have a very irate home,' she a dit governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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