Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped par the pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that jour they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on haut, retour au début of her.
"Annie! Are toi okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the suivant hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How did this happen?" Gwen asked. "The Pingy pong stuck my ducky under the bench!" Annie cried. Clearly Annie was a little messed up from pizza Monster's evil spells of cheeseyness. Gwen helped lift the bench off Annie as well as helping her wacked out friend up. "What has that beast done to?" Gwen asked. "I have no idea. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gwen screamed. the pizza monster appeared from behind a bush. "RUN!" Annie screamed. Annie ran but the huge monster grabbed Gwen and stomped off with her.
"Gwen I think were sa- GWEN!!!" Annie a dit running in circles of fright. "I'm gonna get that pizza dude if its the last snack i ever have!" Annie called. Annie ran to the golf coarse and "borrowed" a golf car and some clubs. she drove down to the pizza monster's layer. there was a larger tarp on the ground it was wiggling. "ANNIE!!! HELP!" came a voice from under the tarp. "Who goes there?" Annie asked suppisouly. "Its Pincepal Wiggles! HELP!!" Annie thought for a moment. Should I rescue the guy who gave me a D in math? Annie though. "Sorry Wiggles But unless toi bump up my math grade you'll have to suffer." Annie a dit evily and contuined her chercher for Gwen. Then she heard plus screaming. But not just one scream many screams. How many people toi got in there pizza dude? Annie thought. "ANNIE ITS ME GWEN!" Gwen a dit coming up from behind her. "Are we gonna save all of the pizza Monster's captives?" Gwen asked. "Nope we're going going to order some Italian food." Annie answered.
The End.
So what did toi think?
Based on a true story
Dedicated to Erin G.
"Annie! Are toi okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the suivant hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How did this happen?" Gwen asked. "The Pingy pong stuck my ducky under the bench!" Annie cried. Clearly Annie was a little messed up from pizza Monster's evil spells of cheeseyness. Gwen helped lift the bench off Annie as well as helping her wacked out friend up. "What has that beast done to?" Gwen asked. "I have no idea. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gwen screamed. the pizza monster appeared from behind a bush. "RUN!" Annie screamed. Annie ran but the huge monster grabbed Gwen and stomped off with her.
"Gwen I think were sa- GWEN!!!" Annie a dit running in circles of fright. "I'm gonna get that pizza dude if its the last snack i ever have!" Annie called. Annie ran to the golf coarse and "borrowed" a golf car and some clubs. she drove down to the pizza monster's layer. there was a larger tarp on the ground it was wiggling. "ANNIE!!! HELP!" came a voice from under the tarp. "Who goes there?" Annie asked suppisouly. "Its Pincepal Wiggles! HELP!!" Annie thought for a moment. Should I rescue the guy who gave me a D in math? Annie though. "Sorry Wiggles But unless toi bump up my math grade you'll have to suffer." Annie a dit evily and contuined her chercher for Gwen. Then she heard plus screaming. But not just one scream many screams. How many people toi got in there pizza dude? Annie thought. "ANNIE ITS ME GWEN!" Gwen a dit coming up from behind her. "Are we gonna save all of the pizza Monster's captives?" Gwen asked. "Nope we're going going to order some Italian food." Annie answered.
The End.
So what did toi think?
Based on a true story
Dedicated to Erin G.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 secondes AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The suivant morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her peignoir, robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 secondes AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The suivant morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her peignoir, robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
