With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often toi receive a strange text message from someone toi don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, ou sent from a spy trying to warn toi of an assassination attempt?
These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do toi handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.
1. Text back – It’s tempting. If toi don’t know the person, why not send a message, “Who is this?” and wait for a response? We'll tell toi why not: because the person on the other end might be a high-tech serial killer simply waiting to make sure you’re near your cell phone before he hits the correct sequence of buttons that will blow up your phone, killing ou maiming you. We found no recorded evidence of such an attack, but that only means the government doesn’t want us to know about it.
2. Look up the number online – There is a lot of information online, but finding a cell phone number on the internet is almost impossible. toi could spend a good five minutes trying to track down the caller, only to learn that the digits aren’t listed anywhere. Plus, you’ll need to suffer through snotty Google’s constant badgering of, “Did toi mean….” No, Google. We didn’t mean that. We meant what we said, toi arrogant know-it-all.
3. Pretend it was from a celebrity – There are many célébrités in the world, and they all have cell phones. Even Tom Hanks. There’s a slim chance that such a celeb sent out a text message to toi par mistake. So, without doing any research whatsoever, feel free to assume the odd text message came from your favori celebrity. It just might be true.
4. Wait for plus information – If toi do not respond, the person on the other end might send a follow-up message, such as, “Mike and I are going bowling,” ou “I’m a high-tech serial killer who shall blow up your cell phone.” Play the waiting game, and plus clues may follow. (Discontinue the waiting game after two days, because the game is pretty much over par then. toi lost.)
5. Ask your Friends – Sometimes a friend might be using someone else’s cell phone, ou a new phone, thus resulting in a strange phone number, so toi may want to ask around. par process of elimination, toi could check with all of your Friends and relatives par sending out a text message such as, “Did toi text me?” ou “Did toi text me, fool?” This probably won’t work, but at least now all of your Friends and relatives think you’re populaire because toi get fancy text messages.
6. Write an article about it for SparkNotes, and hope the culprit reveals himself/herself in the commentaires section.
7. Bury the phone in the backyard – Because the old woman in the scary house told toi it’s the only way to stop the curse.
8. Do nothing.
9. Overanalyze the message – What could “where r u?” mean? Was it sent from your secret crush? Did the texter use playful R’s and U’s because s/he is in l’amour with you? Should toi put on fancy clothes and pack a bag because this mystery lover is about to whisk toi away on a romantic motorcycle ride across the country? Is this how toi will find the l’amour of your life?! Eeeee!
10. Send the person a photo of your butt – As if toi haven’t already done this.
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These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do toi handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.
1. Text back – It’s tempting. If toi don’t know the person, why not send a message, “Who is this?” and wait for a response? We'll tell toi why not: because the person on the other end might be a high-tech serial killer simply waiting to make sure you’re near your cell phone before he hits the correct sequence of buttons that will blow up your phone, killing ou maiming you. We found no recorded evidence of such an attack, but that only means the government doesn’t want us to know about it.
2. Look up the number online – There is a lot of information online, but finding a cell phone number on the internet is almost impossible. toi could spend a good five minutes trying to track down the caller, only to learn that the digits aren’t listed anywhere. Plus, you’ll need to suffer through snotty Google’s constant badgering of, “Did toi mean….” No, Google. We didn’t mean that. We meant what we said, toi arrogant know-it-all.
3. Pretend it was from a celebrity – There are many célébrités in the world, and they all have cell phones. Even Tom Hanks. There’s a slim chance that such a celeb sent out a text message to toi par mistake. So, without doing any research whatsoever, feel free to assume the odd text message came from your favori celebrity. It just might be true.
4. Wait for plus information – If toi do not respond, the person on the other end might send a follow-up message, such as, “Mike and I are going bowling,” ou “I’m a high-tech serial killer who shall blow up your cell phone.” Play the waiting game, and plus clues may follow. (Discontinue the waiting game after two days, because the game is pretty much over par then. toi lost.)
5. Ask your Friends – Sometimes a friend might be using someone else’s cell phone, ou a new phone, thus resulting in a strange phone number, so toi may want to ask around. par process of elimination, toi could check with all of your Friends and relatives par sending out a text message such as, “Did toi text me?” ou “Did toi text me, fool?” This probably won’t work, but at least now all of your Friends and relatives think you’re populaire because toi get fancy text messages.
6. Write an article about it for SparkNotes, and hope the culprit reveals himself/herself in the commentaires section.
7. Bury the phone in the backyard – Because the old woman in the scary house told toi it’s the only way to stop the curse.
8. Do nothing.
9. Overanalyze the message – What could “where r u?” mean? Was it sent from your secret crush? Did the texter use playful R’s and U’s because s/he is in l’amour with you? Should toi put on fancy clothes and pack a bag because this mystery lover is about to whisk toi away on a romantic motorcycle ride across the country? Is this how toi will find the l’amour of your life?! Eeeee!
10. Send the person a photo of your butt – As if toi haven’t already done this.
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