♥♥♥.............again found this.not par me!
Here they are:
1. Do not be late.
2. Do not put your feet on the desk.
3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.
4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger ou a long protruding nose hair.
5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.
6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.
7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.
8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American ou Mexican flag.
9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance ou anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.
10. Do not say "bottom line" ou "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.
11. Do not quote Scripture ou Seinfeld.
12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some sûr, sans danger topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. toi seem stupider than tar!").
13. Do not use words like "mammy", "pappy", "gedder done" ou "irregardless" unless it's for a job at the Monster Truck rally.
14. Do not reach for your pocket flask unless toi are willing to share it with the interviewer (which I highly encourage toi do to break the ice).
15. Do not divulge what sex positions toi like unless explicitly asked.
16. (Related to rule 15) Do not use the "C" word under any circumstances, ever! "F", "B" and "S" words are okay but only if encouraged par the interviewer.
17. Do not fall asleep.
18. Do not forget to leave when it's over.
There toi have it. Most of it common sense. But you'd be surprised just how many people forget. If toi master these rules and don't forget to belette word at every opportunity, toi too should find success at your suivant job interview.
Here they are:
1. Do not be late.
2. Do not put your feet on the desk.
3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.
4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger ou a long protruding nose hair.
5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.
6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.
7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.
8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American ou Mexican flag.
9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance ou anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.
10. Do not say "bottom line" ou "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.
11. Do not quote Scripture ou Seinfeld.
12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some sûr, sans danger topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. toi seem stupider than tar!").
13. Do not use words like "mammy", "pappy", "gedder done" ou "irregardless" unless it's for a job at the Monster Truck rally.
14. Do not reach for your pocket flask unless toi are willing to share it with the interviewer (which I highly encourage toi do to break the ice).
15. Do not divulge what sex positions toi like unless explicitly asked.
16. (Related to rule 15) Do not use the "C" word under any circumstances, ever! "F", "B" and "S" words are okay but only if encouraged par the interviewer.
17. Do not fall asleep.
18. Do not forget to leave when it's over.
There toi have it. Most of it common sense. But you'd be surprised just how many people forget. If toi master these rules and don't forget to belette word at every opportunity, toi too should find success at your suivant job interview.